Serving sass, fluff, and pure chaos — this canvas tote is for the shopper who’s moody, broke, but still buying cute sht*. Featuring a fabulous Highland cow rocking heart-shaped shades, this bag brings big main-character energy to every corner shop run, car boot rummage, or “accidental” trip to Home Bargains.

Made for max attitude and minimal spending self-control. Heavy-duty, lightweight, and ready to carry your guilt-free (or not-so-guilt-free) hauls.